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The list of names from the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl

May 16, 2015

My nephew and nieces often send me funny videos, and one of the best ever is the Key & Peele “College Bowl Game” videos. They come up with a collection of funny names for college football players, and go through the process of introducing them.

I made a full list of the names from the first Key & Peele College Bowl Game video, and here are some of the funniest names:

--- EAST ---
T'varisuness King
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
J'Dinkalage Morgoone
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

--- WEST ---
Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D'Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop
Dan Smith

These names might only make sense if you see the video, so please visit my website for the full Key & Peele College Bowl Game video and list of names.

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